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Saw a commercial for cougarlife.com so i decided to google it cause it sounds so ridiculous and…

Found like a million forums saying its a scam. Obviously you retards. Do you think its that easy to get a hot older woman? No, no its not.

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You are stupid if you think that stretched lobes and the jewelry in them are called gauges.

Educate yourself you stupid bimbos

How have you never gotten a cell phone or atleast used one before?

Its 2012…how do you know nothing about anything

There are so many things that i have to say but when they come out they translate into “fuck you”

backburn3r:

le boyfriend :c

My pretty lady

One..Two…Fuck You!

I will tell you stories every night until you fall asleep if you want me to.

i personally love doing it. I like talking to you as you slowly fall asleep. I like knowing that im the last voice you hear as you drift off in sleep. I like hearing your voice before i go to bed. But it will never substitute the feeling of you falling asleep in my arms. Thats what i truely love. I hope you read this at some point and i hope it makes you smile.