Your eyes are so intoxicating I miss staring into them
Fuck off tumblr

Stop with all the blowjob gifs right now. Its a tease and its killing me.

None of this is fair

None of this is fair

The next Disney prince should be a stereotypical Jew

Walt would have loved that

SUCH A CUTIE

SUCH A CUTIE

sweepyturtle:

Let’s make this right!

sweepyturtle:

Let’s make this right!

Why the fuck is my dash different?
You know booty calls and fuck buddies

There should be like cuddle calls or Sleep buddies cause that sounds nice right about now.

That moment when you think/know/realise that the person you like is talking to someone better than you because they just flat out ignore your text/call