Your eyes are so intoxicating I miss staring into them
Fuck off tumblr
Stop with all the blowjob gifs right now. Its a tease and its killing me.
The next Disney prince should be a stereotypical Jew
Walt would have loved that
Why the fuck is my dash different?
You know booty calls and fuck buddies
There should be like cuddle calls or Sleep buddies cause that sounds nice right about now.
That moment when you think/know/realise that the person you like is talking to someone better than you because they just flat out ignore your text/call